Which still doesn't sort worth a fuck
All dates/times should be
YYYYMMDDHHMMSS
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:41,
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YYYYMMDDHHMMSS
Me no speekee databee
well, I do a bit... EZ-sort dates are easy to sort (claps) but they aren't as human readable.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:00,
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bloody americans
and thier inability to put dates in correct order
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:34,
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you'll get friends
moderately rapidly, I would have thought. just make sure you get to some freshers events.
if not, you can always talk to your imaginary friends here.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:41,
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if not, you can always talk to your imaginary friends here.
I can say stuff like that.
I've lived in the dive for the past 24 years.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:47,
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it's fuckloads better than kidderminster
our ambition is to live in nottingham.
28% of FACT.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49,
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28% of FACT.
Everyone thinks that
until they move here and are instantly swarmed by fucking chavs and groups of workshy fucks sitting around scenic areas drinking white cider because the agency have refused to give them work due to the drinking problem they posess.
Asides from that, it's quite nice. except for the gun crime and ridiculous taxes.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:52,
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Asides from that, it's quite nice. except for the gun crime and ridiculous taxes.
In an alternate universe, hippies (I'm trying to think of an opposite to terrorists) flew two towers into a couple of jetliners sitting on the ground
on November 9th.
Or something.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:35,
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Or something.
If that were to be animated to show the tops jumping as two planes go into the gap
I'd give it a woo.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:40,
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Subtle but, nice
I see what you are doing there/they're/their*
*covers bases for all brand os fuckwit out there/they're/their*
*covers bases for all brand os fuckwit out there/they're/their
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:01,
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*covers bases for all brand os fuckwit out there/they're/their*
*covers bases for all brand os fuckwit out there/they're/their
*covers bases for all brand os fuckwit out there/they're/their
hahahahahahaha
nice backward dateisms
Had me thinkin for a while
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:35,
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Had me thinkin for a while
Is it wrong that people in the uk who call it "Nine Eleven"
piss me off?
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:37,
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What must be done
is to burn their house down.
That'll teach the feckers...
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:03,
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That'll teach the feckers...
no
they are twats.
Japanese are ok: 2004-09-11
British are ok: 11-09-2004
But Americans: 09-11-2004
How fucked up is that? They're not even in order of size.
That's like addressing a letter to:
New York
1149 Park Avenue
USA
Twats.
So, anyway... I have a huge problem with 9/11 and nine eleven and all that shit because it's all cack.
nine eleven is a corner shop with lazy owners. that is all.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:39,
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Japanese are ok: 2004-09-11
British are ok: 11-09-2004
But Americans: 09-11-2004
How fucked up is that? They're not even in order of size.
That's like addressing a letter to:
New York
1149 Park Avenue
USA
Twats.
So, anyway... I have a huge problem with 9/11 and nine eleven and all that shit because it's all cack.
nine eleven is a corner shop with lazy owners. that is all.
they should have done it two months earlier.
think of the publicity a certain store would have recieved!
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:41,
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But then Michael Moore would've made a film called 'Fahrenheit 7-11'
and everyone would've thought he was trying to copy 'Super-Size Me.'
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:43,
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the publicity train could've been great.
International terrorists could improve funding if they'd seek out sponsorship before commiting atrocities.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:46,
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that supersize me thing pisses me off
i mean its a bit 'no shit sherlock' isn't it? he could have done anything, like live off jaffa cakes or crisps for a month.
if that changes anybody attitude those people probably shouldnt be allowed to have pointy scissors
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49,
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if that changes anybody attitude those people probably shouldnt be allowed to have pointy scissors
The premise is obvious. Eat McDonalds, get fat, no surprise there.
But when you actually see the effects beyond weight gain (the man basically fucks up his liver and various other things), it's still an interesting film. No food should be that toxic.
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:52,
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i watched
a local tv news thing where they were going on about healthy packed lunches with some 'expert' and it finished up like this
interviewer: But the lunches will be less enjoyable?
expert: Yes, they will be less enjoyable but they will live longer.
great thats just what we want, a less enjoyable life that goes on longer!
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Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:56,
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interviewer: But the lunches will be less enjoyable?
expert: Yes, they will be less enjoyable but they will live longer.
great thats just what we want, a less enjoyable life that goes on longer!