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[challenge entry] The zombie-breakfast universe.

Mmmm... tenuous.

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(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# hehe
mmmm....toast
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# mmmmm
spicy brains so very hard to get in this country but still a lovely cut
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# that's
bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks,
you might want to watch out though. I'm not entirely convinced that mutant toast doesn't exist in this reality. Sharpen your butter knives, people.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# eeep
*looks suspiciously at breadbin*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Quickly,
go and nail it shut! And have some lemon curd on standby, it melts their faces off.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# can I get by
with ginger preserve I do like to maintain standards
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# lemon curd?
steady on you extravagent loon, its only Monday
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
# We all have to make sacrifices if we want to survive the onslaught.
I, for example, have sold my own mother in order to raise the money to hire a small band of mercenary bagels.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)
# *wipes away crumbs*
erm...I'd have another look in your bagel tin, if I were you

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)
# That means i sold my mother for nothing.
Bastard.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I can give you a slightly irritated flapjack?
or a cream cracker with ADHD?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)
# bagels my son
are notorious for double crosses, they will be fighting with the toast before this long day is out.

Now my army of chorley cak.....Arrrghhh get off me you fly pies bastards ....you filthy cunts youve joined up with the toast and taken the eccles cakes with you ...Arrrrrrgghghh
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Zombie-breakfast
An underrated movie sub-genre.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Foing

foing

foing

foing

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# DOOOOOOOOOM
TOOOOOOOOOOOOAST
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Yum,
breakfast, my third favourite meal of the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Mmm...

Did someone say spicy brains?

EDIT: How rude of me; I love the toast! Boingy yet sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)
# i still
love wearing my t-shirt of that

really confuses people, especially when it inspires you to try and drink strangers' brains with a straw while they aren't looking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)
# That would never hold up in court you know...
Thanks for buying one though!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)
# That cat clearly has some quite perverted secret agenda.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Yes,
it usually does, just like all cats. They're evil I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I find that they're all either evil or mind-numbingly stupid.
There is no middle ground.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Hmm
Maybe George W Bush is what happens when an evil cat and a stupid one breed?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)