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# that's
bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks,
you might want to watch out though. I'm not entirely convinced that mutant toast doesn't exist in this reality. Sharpen your butter knives, people.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# eeep
*looks suspiciously at breadbin*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Quickly,
go and nail it shut! And have some lemon curd on standby, it melts their faces off.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# can I get by
with ginger preserve I do like to maintain standards
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# lemon curd?
steady on you extravagent loon, its only Monday
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
# We all have to make sacrifices if we want to survive the onslaught.
I, for example, have sold my own mother in order to raise the money to hire a small band of mercenary bagels.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)
# *wipes away crumbs*
erm...I'd have another look in your bagel tin, if I were you

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)
# That means i sold my mother for nothing.
Bastard.
(Frogstar, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I can give you a slightly irritated flapjack?
or a cream cracker with ADHD?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)
# bagels my son
are notorious for double crosses, they will be fighting with the toast before this long day is out.

Now my army of chorley cak.....Arrrghhh get off me you fly pies bastards ....you filthy cunts youve joined up with the toast and taken the eccles cakes with you ...Arrrrrrgghghh
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)