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(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Pass me
a phone, someone.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Oooh it's free?
I always had an inkling she loves a bit of neck moisturiser.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)
# A fine young lass
on reflection and after due consideration I would
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)
# her sister is better
(in neighbours)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:38, archived)
# the biker one
or the jail bait one?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:40, archived)
# JB
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# BJ
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Shirley!

Thor want's you!

*Shirley enters, adjusting false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# .
Who is Thor Want?
And why has he got a me?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# fuck no
the biker one
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# no
i'm afraid i have to disagree with you there old bean
(idlemind, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# well she is maybee not the fittest bird in the world
but she has one of the best pair of norks on daytime tv
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I still like
pauls twin wife, the one without the wonky mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:53, archived)
# mmmm Alessi twins
fwap
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
# they left neighbours
to make kitchen utensils*
may not be strictly true
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Christina and Caroline
i forget wich one had mong gob
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Gayle and Gillian Blakeney
.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)
# good call
just checking
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha "vomit the vicar"
*adds to book*

woo!

ps. holly valance has a horrid moon face, like she's run into a wall- she's not fit at all, you eedyots
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:38, archived)
# ..
What do you think god invented paper bags for?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:40, archived)
# she wants it
u can see it in her face
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# not enough tits
for a tit wank on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Erm . . .
She's got two, how many do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# :P
not enough in terms of volume you fool! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:45, archived)
# maybe
but i'd have a damn good try.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# it'd be fun trying yes
but probably a bit too much like dry humping her sternum.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:48, archived)
# mmm...
...sternum.

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)
# looks more like
she's offering an armpit wank really...
(idlemind, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhh!
kinky little minx
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:48, archived)
# come one
its not that kinky, everyone love to play the bag pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# she loves teh pink oboe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# a bit stubbly perhaps?
i do love a stubbly muff though, maybe it would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Now, that's
more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)