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[challenge entry] star whores




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(stokie, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I like the fact one of the ladies is sucking
on boba fetts arm
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:24, archived)
# THIS GIANT LADY
WILL CONSUME US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Her starry glasses of doom will destroy the world!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:26, archived)
# NSFC
that is all
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Not safe for "C"?
Coruscant?

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Not Safe For Communists
- not since the collaspe of the USSR
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Not Suitable for Competition
Like I care or anything.






(not now uncle Peelie is dead bwah!)
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# That's a real film
Porn film- "Star whores; attack of the lesbians"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)
# The fact that you know
does not surprise me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Replace
'know' with 'directed, produced and wrote'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:27, archived)
# haha
that made me emit a high pitched giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)
# "wrote"?
=P I wonder what the script looks like?


Woman: "Hello, I'm a woman."
Man: "LOOK AT MY LIGHTSABER!"
[sex scene- length: 76minutes]
Woman: Man, that was good.
END
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)
# You'll never win an Oscar
without an understanding of lesbianism
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Lesbians aren't real
they're a Greek Myth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Oops, forgot that it was attack of the lesbians.
Let me rewrite it.


Woman: "Hello, I'm a woman"
Woman2: "LOOK AT MY FAKE RUBBER LIGHTSABER!"
[Sex scene- Length: 2minutes]
Woman: "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN!"
Woman2: "YEAH! FEMALE OPPRESSION IS BAD!"
END

I think I understand lesbians very well =D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:31, archived)
# You forgot the stage directions for the silver body-paint
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Woman 1: I am very much enjoying this pint of real ale
woman 2: yes - Why don't you take off your Doc Martins and we can relax and talk about castration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:33, archived)
# *laughs like a loon*
Still guffawing whilst typing...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:34, archived)
# genius
*hands over $1 million*

I want you to start work on Fatal Attraction 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Foetal Attraction, the Illegal one
and possibly Feetal Attraction, for the foot fetshists
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:31, archived)
# wrong..
sex scene: 19 minutes
wow, that was good
[switch to Han Not-so-Solo]
woman: oh, what a hairy wookie
sex scene: 19 minutes
[switch to emperor pumpatine]
pump: Join me, darky
sex scene (interracial): 19 minutes

END
(radja, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Don't forget

[meeting of cast]
ORGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:34, archived)
# I saw it in blockbuster videos once
I did not rent it.


Bastard..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:27, archived)
# you'd know
*sniggers in a childish manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:26, archived)
# you can't get attacked by lesbians
what a ridiculous notion
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)
# They're a very peacful people, and have been, ever since they came here
from France
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# you get chosen
not attacked
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Try grabbing a girl's arse
in The Bridge in Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# as it happens
I might be in Leeds on Friday so I'll give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:32, archived)
# They could kick my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:32, archived)
# it is my first post
it was my first attempt after lurking here for months :)

edit and really you can get a star whores film wow of to amazon to look
(stokie, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)