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[challenge entry] GTA makes me happy, so I doctored it in honour of San Andreas' UK release - huzzah!

Clicky for biggie.

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(Banjo-Fella, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Damn
My little bro's been nagging me to shop that for weeks. Ah well, you did it better than I could :) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:30, archived)
# I am teh l33t at this game already..
it roxx!


(I'm perfecting my crashing at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Very good
However, is anyone else getting bored of the whole 'chav' thing? Not photoshopping in particular, I mean when the BBC and others start analysing it to its minutiae, and every man and his dog are saying it...
Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:31, archived)
# im bored of it
but i want to kill them lots
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:34, archived)
# So true.
I think a new term should be coined...
How about...'Fuckwits'
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:36, archived)
# I'm from manchester
And we call them scallies.

Chav is a crap word.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Scally was my weapon of choice too
but I did like the word 'chav' at first - it was short and stupid-sounding and spiky - so seemed appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Suits 'em, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:39, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Twas townies here
Which I much preferred, but chav has taken hold *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Townies is a mild version of Scallies to me
A bit like "trendies"

Y'know.. the kind that wear designer gear like FCUK, but aren't going to get pregnant at 11 and murder your parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Townies were always
fellas who go out to Yates' and wear Ben Sherman shirts, black trousers and have big buckles on their shiny shoes, and pick fights with alternative types cos they are so fucking angry at their withered penises and shit lives
/ends rant
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Yeah, that's a bit like mine above ^^
Where're you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:45, archived)
# That was partly the point of this.
GTA is completely full of stereotypes, and "branded" people - so why not take it a step further, and have GTA based around the British stereotype of choice?

Still, a good point - and well made.
(Banjo-Fella, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Yeah, sorry
Wasn't having a go at your post, it is very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:41, archived)
# They tried making an english version of GTA
And created The Getaway*




*WORST GAME TO EVER BE MADE, IN HISTORY
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:49, archived)
# I've ordered that
Waiting for it to arrive now...


I LOVE VICE CITY!


I want this game.

I want to love it, and hug it.


Love it..


Love...






Love...






Loveeeee....




*drools*



Ps. Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:33, archived)
# easy now!
just bought pro evo 4! will get san andreas soon.....
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Pro Evo?
You fucking sicken me.

Get out.

There's a door.

Just leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Oh
no, not some FIFA tard.
(Lord Of Losers, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:36, archived)
# All football games are boring/unoriginal/generic
The difference between Actua Soccer 1 and Fifa super dooper 2005 is non-existant.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:37, archived)
# And
I bet the sun was brighter in them days too ;)
(Lord Of Losers, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Nah, in the past everything was black and white! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Indeed
The last football game I played was Sensible Soccer on the Atari ST. That rocked :D even though I despise football in all shapes and forms (except maybe blow football, that's quite fun when drunk/stoned)
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I read that as
'pro pedo 4'
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:42, archived)
# In the meanwhile
go play Mafia. It's about 243 times better than GTA.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:35, archived)
# I have an idea
How about you suck my dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Thanks,
but I'd rather not.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:37, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Chavs?
I call them "neds" dont know y.
GTA games are gr8.
Need For Speed Underground Two is hard, :(
(Waffle-Man, Sat 30 Oct 2004, 12:28, archived)