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(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:23, archived)
# FNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*BANG*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:23, archived)
# thats not
the quo is it?

edit: woo 500 posts. will donate tomorrow i think.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)
# oooh
it must be.

these are actually very clever.

maybe too clever.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)
# the fucky file name hints it the quo
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i noticed that.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:26, archived)
# apologies


/coat
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)
# damn.
im good.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:26, archived)
# you know what
it bloody is as well!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)
# oh,
good spot.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)
# *spacks*
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK

*breathes*
*replaces hat*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)
# ha!
you're screwed now, Channel 4 want a new logo, not Bloomberg (44 on freeview)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:26, archived)
# i disagree
i say more!

i think they're clever.

it ain't easy to make a picture of something just changing the colors of a few simple, stationary shapes.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Incorrect
Its easy to make, but very difficult to work out what the hell its supposed to be.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Ah yes...
The last one, 'rud' clearly being rudolph, and of course, this depiction of 'cqu' is just as obvious.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i believe you are using sarcasm
but the idea is that they're subtle. i don't think i'd be able to make one. i think they're fun to try and figure out.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Subtle?
Or just obscure? There's a small but significant difference..
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:33, archived)
# i think they're fun to try and figure out.
it's a handful of pixels on your monitor, nothing to get too excited about.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:35, archived)
# I frequently get excited about the pixels on my screen.
And just as frequently have a handful..

Regardless. Posting obscure little colour match quizzes is all very well and good, but the quo masquerading as christmassy nonsense is cockflaps.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:38, archived)
# that's a good point.
the quo isn't christmasey.
so maybe that one shouldn't be in the compo.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:41, archived)
# rudolf with a bright pink rectangular cock
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:29, archived)
# .
the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:31, archived)
# seconded.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i dislike his silence and non responce
and fucking with me brain cabbages
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Don't encourage him/her!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:30, archived)
# why not?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:31, archived)
# i, personally, would like to see more.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:31, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:32, archived)
# so?
where is more?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:34, archived)
# *pushes over-sized tie to one side*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:35, archived)
# ahhh.
i see it. i think.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:37, archived)
# *hands over personal atomic microscope*




*and tweezers*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:38, archived)
# *moves aside flab*
ahh there it is.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:42, archived)
# ARRRGGHHH!
Can't you just bung all your shitty 4's in ONE post?!? Or y'know ... A BOARD OF THEIR OWN!?

No, really. I feel quite justified in being unfluffy towards you. Enter the competition, that's fine ... BUT PLEASE, PUT AND END TO THE INCESSANT PRODUCTION LINE!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:30, archived)
# heres a corkscrew.
please insert it into your rectum now.

i like them.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:31, archived)
# *Hands cork screw back*
I have one of my own, thankyou.

And I happen to think you're far too easilly pleased.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:32, archived)
# you sure?
mine is motorised. it wont come back out you know.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Then it'll be no good for removing my rectum-cork, will it?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:37, archived)
# *awaits new product...*
*dares to f5*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:43, archived)
# that was well fucking clever
you caught a lot of people out with that.
fucking great idea
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:42, archived)