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[challenge entry] Less EnormoPost

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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Jesus should pay the tight-arse cnut!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)
# arff fff
tickled the ribs it did
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Whose was the Chicken Tikka-Messiah?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# *ouch*
the punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i ordered the sag-allah
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Oh.
I thought that was the Taka Dallah?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:13, archived)
# did you have...
God and Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:15, archived)
# You should stop blaspheming,
it really is bad korma...
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:22, archived)
# last time i got food poisoning
i was shiva-ing all night
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)
# i vishnu
would shut up
(pikey, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)
# mines
the chicken karma
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:24, archived)
# ha ha!
woo to teh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)
# and Jesus said
it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a group to split the check.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I swear
I've seen a Student Grant cartoon like that..

Sorry, woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
there's always one, isn't there... "I only had a little bit of rice so I shouldn't pay as much as everyone else..."

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:11, archived)
# that person is usually the cunt of the group
the one no invites out
yet is always fucking their
or as i call them paul and gary
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)
# .
Fucking their what?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:14, archived)
# i must have spacked out then
was meant to say
"they are always there"

Edit: "yet is always fucking their" is a classic line of stupidity worthy of being on engrish.com

fuck, i am retarded
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Sorry
I am a pedantic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Paul
and Gary are indeed tight-fisted, gate-crashing, whining cuntos and nobody likes them!
So why does nobody ever tell them to fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Get them on here and i will
I'd love to in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:18, archived)
# And Low......
Jeasus did threathen to Smite john if he used the old "forgot to got the the cashpoint routine again"
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Heh...
That's very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Theres 14 people actually!!!
You forgot to count the cameraman!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)