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excuse the seams, I have hurt my hand

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(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:10, archived)
# wanker's whiplash?
woo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)
# no
I punched my bathroom mirror this morning in a fit of rage
pretty dumb thing to do

edit: how rude, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Was it at the point
of orgasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Or difficulty pinching a loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I wish my life were that exciting
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:16, archived)
# *does exciting dance*
*with fire and pvc*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)
#
/worships new firegod.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:18, archived)
# BRING ME THE SWISS!!
I COMMAND THEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:22, archived)
#
/arrives with fondu dripping from fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:24, archived)
# *LICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Lighten
up, ya miserable sod!

and woo to entrepena clever Dino :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:22, archived)
# You should try
Auto erotic asphixiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:18, archived)
# cutting off my car's oxygen supply?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Woo!
Bet I wouldn't have to ask them to leave off the lettuce, neither!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Nice one Doc!
you reminded me of a site I found while making this:

www.lettuceladies.com

SFW too edit: and GC from two years ago
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)
# SFW? Do I trust twig?
What the hell!

*click*

Nah, still wouldn't convert me. I'd starve!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)
# You could eat their salad bikinis.
[edit]
Shite on a stick. Hometime.

Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)
# *sniff*
Makes me proud to be vegetarian.

Pass the salad cream - and I don't mean the home-made stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)