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(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:19, archived)
# You can't live York!
I'm the only B3tan in the city!
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Actually, I'm another b3tan in York
There's more of us than you think. Probably.
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Yayyyyyy
York is teh l33t place
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I doubt it very much
Are you a student, or do you have a proper job?
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I have
a proper job. Slightly too old stupid drunk to be a student
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)
# You're never too old
or too drunk, or too stupid to be a student! At least, that's the impression I get from my friends.
/student
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Aaahhh but
I don't want to be poor. I need teh cashmoney to continue my jet-set, playboy lifestyle*

* may not be totally true
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I am not teh poor!
*looks smugly at healthy bank balance*

*looks other way, and sees statement from student loans co saying he has accumulated 7 grand debt on 2 years at uni*

Oh.
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Ouch!
*looks smugly at healthy bank balance*

*looks other way and looks at second healthy bank balance*

*realises it's cos he has a job*

*grins*

So where abouts are you in York then?
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Mid-point between town centre and campus
The incredible Heslington road
Not telling you any more, 'cos then you'll come round after dark and bum-rape me
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I'm on Barbican Mews
Just next to Heslington Road.
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Just round
the corner from me then. I'm on Piccadilly
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Mmmm
Postern gate for cheap booze!
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Yup
I'm almost opposite it
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Must be
Picadilly Plaza?
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Yup



Checks Yellow Pages for removal companies
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Yay for a new-found hot-bed of local talent!
(*probably)
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Define
talent.....

scared
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I know where you live!
And don't say you know where I live, 'cos I'd like to see you pick me out from all the other residents of heslington road (clue, I'm a student) ;)
EDIT: your house?
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Close.
One of the houses behind it.
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I only bum rape as a last resort I wouldn't do that
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# York's shit
in Liverpool, we hate their archery team
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)
# liverpool well
they are all crap at kabaddi
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# .
But we're brilliant at bukkake
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# so I hear
I am alas at work so I wont be clicking that, thank you kindly none the less
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# In York
we have to practice archery every Saturday morning. It's the law.
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:38, archived)
# So we can shoot welshmen
within the city walls on a Sunday. Or something.
(kryptik, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Scotsmen
And I think we have to be standing on the walls.

(And I think it's any day of the week.)

I'll phone the council and ask - I wouldn't want us to get into trouble.

(Edit - apparently Chester is Welshmen, and it's any day except Sundays)
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I've got a balcony
and I'm right near the walls. Will that do? Much more pleasant to stay in the flat...have a coffee...listen to some music...shoot Scotsmen through the head with arrows. Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)
# York
is bloody freezing
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# That's
Chester...shirley?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Do you shoot at them
with teh arrowzzzz?
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# We'd love to
but health and safety stopped us. We just have to settle for being better than them.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Once again

this is all I see
(Azzek!, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)
# MSN seems slow today.
It's there - just timing out.
(Dr.Dave, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)