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# You're never too old
or too drunk, or too stupid to be a student! At least, that's the impression I get from my friends.
/student
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Aaahhh but
I don't want to be poor. I need teh cashmoney to continue my jet-set, playboy lifestyle*

* may not be totally true
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I am not teh poor!
*looks smugly at healthy bank balance*

*looks other way, and sees statement from student loans co saying he has accumulated 7 grand debt on 2 years at uni*

Oh.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Ouch!
*looks smugly at healthy bank balance*

*looks other way and looks at second healthy bank balance*

*realises it's cos he has a job*

*grins*

So where abouts are you in York then?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Mid-point between town centre and campus
The incredible Heslington road
Not telling you any more, 'cos then you'll come round after dark and bum-rape me
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I'm on Barbican Mews
Just next to Heslington Road.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Just round
the corner from me then. I'm on Piccadilly
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Mmmm
Postern gate for cheap booze!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Yup
I'm almost opposite it
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Must be
Picadilly Plaza?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Yup



Checks Yellow Pages for removal companies
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Yay for a new-found hot-bed of local talent!
(*probably)
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Define
talent.....

scared
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I know where you live!
And don't say you know where I live, 'cos I'd like to see you pick me out from all the other residents of heslington road (clue, I'm a student) ;)
EDIT: your house?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Close.
One of the houses behind it.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I only bum rape as a last resort I wouldn't do that
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)