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[challenge entry] ca. 1000BC: Mort was pleased to be out of the rain, but wasn't particularly happy about the accommodation


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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# is there a Mrs Mort on board then?
woo and yay! I like the giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Possibly
although, given that he's still alive today, it's possible he doesn't need to reproduce.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# pfft!
I like the cut of your trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# true
but he's such a hero he'd definitely attract groupies
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)
#
Mort has been seen with a lady before
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:14, archived)
# good lad
for a minute I thought he was one of them new-fangled homosexuals
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Magical!
You'd think after 40 days, Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 1 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Oooohhh!
elephant's arse . . . bummer!

Woo! to Mort! although I'm sure it was him that saved Noah and the others . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)
# no, you're an
elephant's arse bummer
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Woo for Mort
(locked in a bitter struggle with JFK to secure 3rd place in the compostats)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# what's 1st and 2nd?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4005161
Edit: I think Mort fell one point behind JFK since this morning, but that post should now take him level again.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
Hitler, JFK, the Quo and Mort: the five most important people in history. What I always suspected.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I agree...
We didn't really need the numbers to tell us that...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)
# MORT!

I freaking love Mort! Woo to You!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)