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# Why do you taunt me so?
This bevvie is not for the laydeeees you say.

May I be an honourary bloke please? I will swear more and not change my socks very often if necessary.

Oh and scratch my rude bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I refer the honourable 'pot
to the answer I gave some hours ago...
www.b3ta.com/board/4039032
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I don't drink anything that has "lite" in the name
it's my protest against incorrect spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)
# no no
it's a suffix meaning fossilised, like copralite, so you're ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)
# mmmm the sweet sweet taste of
fossilised monkey beer
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Here at Prunes, Waspbox and Felix ltd
we like to filter our ladies beer through fossils thus creating Monkey Beer 'Lite'. This process reduces the alchohol content to a lower level and adds a sweet, fruit flavour this process makes the beer compatable with the palette of the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Wasp Box is right you know,
listen to the man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# we can have monkey beer lite.
It's still very crisp and clean, plus if you put sugar in it and leave it in the airing cupboard for a week or two.....well what can I say...mindblowing !

Oh and Tamarin wine of course ....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# You no longer need to feel left out...

Monkey Beer Lite is now available for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# i'll take 3!
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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# well I am going to carry on
mixing it with lemonade and drinking it from a wine glass with a pink umbrella.

You are all too cruel and snobbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# to many laydees have fallen foul of the temptation of Monkey Beer


why won't they stick to MB lite?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Some just won't listen,
when will they learn that the clean, crisp taste of a chilled monkey beer is too much for them to handle?
how many more ladies have to fall foul of Monkey Beer befor somebody steps in and does something?
*end of quincy style speech*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:21, archived)