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(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Woo!
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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:04, archived)
# hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, lovely
makes me want a quiet night in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:07, archived)
# hurrah
yay for monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:07, archived)
# *sticks fork in nearest available power socket*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:07, archived)
# YAY!
All like teh Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)
# that's fab
but what/why/when/how is all this stuff about monkey beer?

Did anybody see wildlife on one last night? Fab capuchin monkeys, so cute and clever!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)
# they are used to make the beer.
- didn't you see part 1 of the documentary?


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)
# 2 weeks ago
www.b3ta.com/board/3989148

full o' redex now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Yes I did !
When the little one (vernon or virgil can't remember) finally got his grape and was savouring every mouthful....I mean.....awwwww

edit/ how exceedingly rude of me ! Woo to pic !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)
# he was Vulcan
the one who always got the grape was Virgil.

They am the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Ah that's right !
(I was halfway down a bottle of merlot at the time so may be excused)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# monkeys - better than babies
do you by any chance catch the channel five attempt at a nature program, title: KILLER SQUID... highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)
# alas no
but last week's Wildlife on One was about squid, they are very very clever too!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)
# That was funny as shit.
Until I stopped watching and started playing San Andreas.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)
# It all started here
www.b3ta.com/board/3989148

this week it began to career out of control as Monkey Beer mania hit the world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)
# So I see!
Thank you for explaining, I may now happily browse the boards with my new knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Why do you taunt me so?
This bevvie is not for the laydeeees you say.

May I be an honourary bloke please? I will swear more and not change my socks very often if necessary.

Oh and scratch my rude bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I refer the honourable 'pot
to the answer I gave some hours ago...
www.b3ta.com/board/4039032
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I don't drink anything that has "lite" in the name
it's my protest against incorrect spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:16, archived)
# no no
it's a suffix meaning fossilised, like copralite, so you're ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)
# mmmm the sweet sweet taste of
fossilised monkey beer
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Here at Prunes, Waspbox and Felix ltd
we like to filter our ladies beer through fossils thus creating Monkey Beer 'Lite'. This process reduces the alchohol content to a lower level and adds a sweet, fruit flavour this process makes the beer compatable with the palette of the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Wasp Box is right you know,
listen to the man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# we can have monkey beer lite.
It's still very crisp and clean, plus if you put sugar in it and leave it in the airing cupboard for a week or two.....well what can I say...mindblowing !

Oh and Tamarin wine of course ....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# You no longer need to feel left out...

Monkey Beer Lite is now available for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# i'll take 3!
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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# well I am going to carry on
mixing it with lemonade and drinking it from a wine glass with a pink umbrella.

You are all too cruel and snobbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# to many laydees have fallen foul of the temptation of Monkey Beer


why won't they stick to MB lite?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Some just won't listen,
when will they learn that the clean, crisp taste of a chilled monkey beer is too much for them to handle?
how many more ladies have to fall foul of Monkey Beer befor somebody steps in and does something?
*end of quincy style speech*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 14:21, archived)