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# She appears to have a sea urchin stuck on her flange.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:45, archived)
# or a flump
I thought it was a flump
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:47, archived)
# I thought Mozzer had fell down from above
and got wedged. He's renowned for such behaviour.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:49, archived)
# It's a scorch mark
from letting off a banger.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 12:45, archived)
# that saucy minx and her flump fetish
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:51, archived)
# zoom in....
yup, it's a Perkin Merkin!

(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Perkin Merkins

you could be rich with that idea :¬)
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:58, archived)
# could be?
It's the world's biggest selling merkin! I'm so rich it hurts! I shit in nest of new 50s and have genetically engineered 18 year ols girls to lick my arse clean.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:18, archived)
# can I live at your house?
It sounds like fun ;¬)
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:24, archived)
# yes of course, I often take in waifs and strays.
Which of the 150 luxury rooms would you like? Each one has three attendant genteically modified 18-year-old girls, but I have a garage full of spares.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I'll take the 72nd room please
is it en-suite?
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:31, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:59, archived)