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[challenge entry] After years of teacher shortages...

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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
Spaaaalendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# he he
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Looks like they are working hard
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Story time children......
....i was walking up market street on the way to get lunch today when an old drunk came flying out of music zone head first, followed by a security guard wairing a smirk like a cheshire cat. The old fella started making quite a scene and ranting such gems as "CHILD FUCKING NONCE! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" a crowed started to gather as the shop cop started to get irate and booted the tramp in the leg. The old fella started shouting at everyone who had gathered to watch the spectacle "Watch you kids, HE'S A NONCE!! HE'LL FUCK YOUR KIDS" At this point i left for food but it was rather amusing.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Did he fuck your kids?
We must be told!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# this goes to show
that paedophilia has become something to accuse people of in order to settle scores/whatever, like witchcraft used to be - the bloke was presumably nicking stuff, security guard grabs him, and as revene bloke starts shouting that stuff. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:25, archived)
# i picked my car up from the garage this morning
it had got some thing stuck in the fuel pick up pipe in the fuel tank, but it's been fixed now and runs like a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# a crow crowed this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:32, archived)
# i was bored at work
today so i opened up my web browser and looked at b3ta, someone had written a story about what happened that day so i read it, then i went away and did a bit of work and when i came back it was still there. some other people had put their stories up too so i thought i'd add one of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:49, archived)
# you`re really living the dream ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 May 2005, 14:01, archived)
# i am at home with a cold today
not a skive i feel shitty but well enough to look at b3ta. then i saw how mundane other peoples' lives are too and i almost felt a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 11 May 2005, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:32, archived)