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[challenge entry] I wish

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:17, archived)
# could you darn my socks?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:20, archived)
# No.

Because I don't know how.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Darn
And remember it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

George Bush is stuffed then.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:24, archived)
# He could probably buy his way in
just like he bought the presidency.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:26, archived)
# well ok.
I just thought you could. bean a seamstress and all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:28, archived)
# You mean a lady of negotiable affection???[*]
I think not - mainly because I lack the most important qualification.
Ah yes, just got your meaning now.

[*] cf. Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:36, archived)