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# probably the last tonight
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 21:58, archived)
# love that
Excellent work
Sure to win first prize at the village fete
(Alpen, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
inspirational !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:06, archived)
# fantastic work
now thats what front pagers are all about. Funnily, I was having a lovely scented bath with the missus earlier and i had my head halfway under the water blowing bubbles at her and looking all sultry like. she said I looked like bert. so take whatever meaning from that you like, but I wasnt too impressed. Bert, sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:09, archived)
# ewwww
mental image. on a lighter note i was working earlier and a guy came in whistling not the theme, but the incidental music from the pink panther cartoons. i asked him if he was whistling said tune and he thanked me profusely because it had been stuck in his head all day without knowing what it was......
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:13, archived)
# cool,
I bet that made you feel rather good somehow. In my case, I had a haircut which has turned out to be... um, boxy... like a volvo. on top at least. Its also quite disconcerting, I think salons have special mirrors that make any haircut look acceptable in the shop, once you get home you realise theyve left you with an inch on top and slightly lopsided sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:16, archived)
# and one tiny section
next to the ear usually which turns out to have three hairs they completely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# Ive always noticed that!!
I asked for ashort back and sides one time, which they did, and in the salon, it looked fine and dandy...

When I got home however, I realised theyd actually given me a mullet. Spent 2 weeks looking like Pat sharpes stunt double....

and I dont even have Blonde hair!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# nowt
worse than lop sided sidey's mate....they
make you fall over...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# ?
Lopsideys?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:30, archived)
# nice
word !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:42, archived)
# actually that just reminded me
of the best piece of advice a hairdresser ever gave me. when trimming one's sideboards, judge it by the bottome of your ear, rather than making them symmetrical. it's because your face is asymmetric, so if your sidies match up, then it makes your face look weird, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:35, archived)
# funnily
enough , that's just what I do !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:43, archived)
# What
does one do if one's face looks weird anyway though?
(GreyJackal, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 23:02, archived)
# grow
huge

lambchops
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 23:16, archived)
# HA HA
/nelson
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:14, archived)
# ah
but were you blowing mouth or arse bubbles?
arse bubbles in the bath with the girlfriend is not a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:17, archived)
# mouth bubbles!
but still, we amuse each other with farting antics ona regular basis, we are both kind of blessed with well developed sphincters and have been known, on occasion, to entertain visitors..... er, edit - WITH OUR FARTING YOU DIRTY SO AND SO'S! god, i have two beers and look what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Have I missed the moment????
(Twattybollacks, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:38, archived)
# hahhahahaahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahah!!!!
dude, that is so wonderful, thank you, saved to desktop for reminiscences when old. :0 and my girl says(grinningly) "you told them!!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:45, archived)
# yay!
woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Mmmm
Crinkley face in my cabbage.... I love it. What's that Proffesor's name again? Not Beaker is it. Oh Phuxox :(
(Bob McCow, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:14, archived)
# it's here
clickywoo for Dr Bunsen Honeydew
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:17, archived)
# ok then
well, dialuppers are gonna be having fun tonight!!

ed - until the clicky woo action of course.

btw, do you have ANY idea how CNUTING HARD it is to find a picture of a TRADITIONAL FUCKING THERMOMETER these days? god! its all poxy digital bastids cluttering up the thermometer waves that should be radiating in my general direction right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:19, archived)
# thats why
I made it a clickywoo
hulton archive on getty images?
no I will not give you the link because it is my secret stash of very very funny pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:24, archived)
# type "Rectal Thermometer"

that should do the trick.....



actually, that reminds me of a joke....

"Whats the difference between a Rectal thermometer and a normal thermometer?"


"The taste..."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Try googling
for "medical thermometer"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:26, archived)
# How's this?
www.rosespet.com/images/thermometer.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:26, archived)
# you dont understand
that is nigh on perfect for my purposes. thank you thank you thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:32, archived)
# i saw a couple on
www.picsearch.com but they might be a bit small
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:28, archived)
# that's very nice
i'm liking that lots
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:20, archived)
# woo/yay
that is truely excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Woo!
The action figures are good too-
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 26 Nov 2002, 22:36, archived)