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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:30, archived)
# that is skill
truely scrumptious
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
"skill"
/playground memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:33, archived)
# when i was at school
some idiots would say "Are you skill?" and if you went "yeah", they'd say "Ha! You're an african bum disease". If you said "No!", they'd say "Ha! So you're not a sexy kid in lush land?". Which was, of course, "hilarious".

I'm not quite sure why it was deemed so terrible to NOT be a "sexy kid in lush land". Looking back now, I wonder why I didn't say... "Err... no. I'm not. So what?"

But really, the correct response was to beat them about the head with a large steel pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
at our school, skill was a pigs bum disease
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# At my school, Skille was a sheeps venereal disease
and it had an 'e' on the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# ooohhhhhhh.
how terribly continental.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# That MUST have been
a private school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Or a very
rural one, where catching Skille was a serious problem.
(jonnies, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:42, archived)
# it was a fackin inner london com-pre-ensive
We had a kid airlifted out of school when he climbed over the fence to "get his ball back". Fell onto a green house and impaled his throat on a pane of glass. I shit you not. They made a memorial garden for him. Kids smoked spliffs in it. Its now a skate park.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:43, archived)
# well at my school....
My music teacher hung himself after kiddy fiddling allegations, my headmaster is now a pre-op transvestite, my R.E. teacher had a lesbian wedding with a woman from a different school, the history teacher was having an affair with the french teacher, the caretaker ran over one of the kids on the field late one night and one lad in my year was killed by a guy beating him up erm...I think that was everything. And the scary thing is that all this is true!!

edit - Also the drama teacher was/is getting it on with the P.E. teacher, both women.
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:56, archived)
# jimmy white
went to our school. and tony meo. and mark bolan. and neil adams (judo chop socky man)


so there.

ps: no one i know topped themselves. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:59, archived)
# tony meo
?
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:06, archived)
# tony meo
is a snooker player from malta. bit like jimmy, but no-one likes him as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Bli
mey
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Did you go to
Grange Hill by any chance?
(nirst, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
nah just a school from up north not gonna say where but they might have a few amusements and a tower
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)
# and kids
still smoke spliffs in it, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:57, archived)
# I dunno, havent been there for 8 years
But Pierce Brosnan did his learning there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:15, archived)
# LOL
Woo yay houpla Panowie!
(Gtancx, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:32, archived)
# how beautiful
that is.
[edit] In fact, that should win.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:32, archived)
# i concur with Dr PK
a true masterpiece, however it does appear to be out of the remit slightly. There's no monster in it
(kungfustu, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN
CHUCKLE BROTHERS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# they look scarier
in widescreen. Trust me...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:40, archived)
# My parents moved tables in a restaurant to get away from them.
Apparently, they really do talk like that. Constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:48, archived)
# jesus christ
kill them now... If they really are like that and I was in the same room as them, I would either take loads of acid to put me on the same level, or I could just cut their throats with a blunt knife...
The only problem is, which one do I do first? Or do I alternate with stabby-motion??
To Me, To You...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:52, archived)
# i believe
there are actually 7 chuckle brothers. mr no slacking off their god awful programme is also from the chuckle clan.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:57, archived)
# pass the salt, Barry
to me, to you etc
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:53, archived)
# yet again
I agree, so today I'm going to let you make all my decisions and I'm going back to bed!
(i wish stuck in a shitty office, hurumph!)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# hey, no fair
I wanna go back to bed too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Ten points and a gold star on the scoreboard
To me, to woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely.
Woo!
(tomsk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# its lovely.
is he holding a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# A winner
I reckon!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:38, archived)
# It's the look
on their faces.
Classic
(jonnies, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# Agreed.
That really does make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:01, archived)
# hehehe
woo!

"Toms putting it in now!"
oops, thought it was popbitch for a minute:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:02, archived)
# she doesn't come out often...


Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:02, archived)
# supoib!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:16, archived)
# That is without doubt...
...the single best thing I have seen on B3ta.

Hooray

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:48, archived)