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[challenge entry] When father chistmas refused to deliver gift to the Corleone children
The Don made him an offer he couldn't refuse.




From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# oral
reindeer sex?


oral reindeer sex with a vampire reindeer?
(KMnO 4, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Please
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:54, archived)
# i know
I'm finding it hard to type too!!
(KMnO 4, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# It's easy;
'too'

:)
(Londingham ., Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# reindeers
do THE best oral, they all have false teeth that Santa pulls out when they are 3
(KMnO 4, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Good god I'm so aroused
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# bet he sells them to the tooth fairy as well
the red suited cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Are you trying to blow out some candles?
Try blowing a little longer, 'cos sometimes they just light up again all by them selves.
Those tricky little blighters.
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# they`re huge candles
pink and hard, and require a lot of blowing before the wax drips
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# humongous
or just plain olde huge
(KMnO 4, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# about <--------------------------------------------- yay ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------> big
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# call that a
CANDLE
(KMnO 4, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# get thee to a knunery
thats where the big fucking bastards are
(KMnO 4, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# That's not that big
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# takes a lot of blow.. it`s quite a job
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Wait, what kind of job?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# a blow





job
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# job involving blowing.. a blow job
needs big lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Ah!
by big lungs do you mean big lungs or big baps?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm, big baps!
*is hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:18, archived)
# big
cheesey baps
full of the promise of lard
(KMnO 4, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 11 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)