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[challenge entry] Odds are 3-1 that Mort will ride a camel to the South Pole.


www.morttheostrich.co.uk

From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hooray!
its good to see more Mort compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# this is an ideal compo for Mort
I could* repost almost anything I've done already

* but won't
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *places bet*
Ask Mort to kick Santa in the bollocks for me will you
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I think he lives at the North Pole.
But I'll ask Mort to see what he can do.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# ahha...*rereads Mort post*
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# and anyway, Mort IS Santa. Fact.
www.morttheostrich.co.uk/xmas.htm
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Aha.
He only *works* at the north pole. He has a cottage at the south pole, though.
Hell of a commute..
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ostriches have really long legs though, don't they?
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
#
normal ostriches can give you a nasty kick

Mort won't. He'll just steal your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hurrah!
although if i was Mort, i'd be wearing REEEEALLY big socks.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# so lazy
*hands ladyshave
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
but it's natures way of keeping warm!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ahhhhh bless :)
*strokes/combs
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# WHIZZER!
Great!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)