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[challenge entry] It's bound to happen sooner or later.

From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# ^ that
definitely that

woo!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# see, i've got magic witchy woo powers !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:14, archived)
# sorry
you ain`t got an ass like GMoS!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# i bet i ain't. i bet he's got a smaller one too !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# I like big butts...
:)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# and i can not lie
...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# i don't think anyone knows the rest of the words...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# erm
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# gah !!!!
your just trying to make a point !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# hehehe!
*admits to google use*

But it's under control now!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# google today and tomorrow it'll be hard drugs !!!!
like panda pops !!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# your missus has a teeny bum!
er... somebody told me, cos I didn`t look

er

    . o O ( shit )
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
it's a shame you haven't got the handbag anymore..i found the most perfect thing to go in it at work today...a brcik with a knitted cover over it with a little scene on the front. perfect for getting rid of rik's unwanted attention !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# who says it`s unwanted!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# you smother the poor boy !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:21, archived)
# keeps him warm in winter
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# thats the wife's job !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# she`s keeping me warm :)
it`s a special triangle
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# *pats rik on the head*
yes you are very special.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Like I don't see enough bricks at work!
besides it's take 2 bricks to sort out Rik ;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# but do thoes bricks at work have a knitted cover ?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Alas no :(
We need pics!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# i'll take my digital camera to work on sunday and take one !
and then throw it through your window !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Yay!
I'd like a nice new camera

;)

You could just knock at the door and have a cuppa too.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# but i'm a under privileged young person who's got a hoody on
i have to put a brick through the window..it's the law.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Go on, be a rebel!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# rebel in a smiths hoody ! HURRAH !
i may be forced ot be a rebel and pee on the floor if my brother doesn't hurry up.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I'd prefer, "God finds Huntley.."
 
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)
# but he's got to find gary glitter and harold shipman first
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Well, he can't be everywhere.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Pffft!
Inevitable!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Haha! I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
I mean, it's only a matter of time, isn't it.
And on that happy note, good evening sexy folks of b3ta!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# EVENING !!!!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# 'ning Missy
*waves*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Good evening :-)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Good evening.
Hamtoucher.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Oooh, good point
*adds Huntley to list*

'Ning Ms Wallis - I notice you ignored my civil union proposal earlier.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# I didn't ignore it.
I... errm... I'm still swooning over it.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Too late I'm afraid, I've gone back to being heterosexual now.

*throws out Birkenstocks*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
that's all. Just, hurrah.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)