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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# pfffffft!
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# That's compo-worthy, Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
maps brimmiump, woo!

/deaf impressions aren't funny
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# your name is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# supposedly people at glastonbury last year
were singing "I've got a badge but I'm not a badger" instead of "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" to that Killers song.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# I hoped that was what you were referring to
cos the moment I read it my brain started singing it to the tune of the Killers song.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# ^this
hehe

For some reason, I always sang (in my head);
'I am bald, but I'm not a badger'
(without any knowledge of any other badger-related variations)
Weird? I say yes.
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# arf!
 
A profound improvement.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# "i've got a bum
but I'm not a bummer" has also sprung to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Don't be hatin', yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# I've got cock
but i'm not a cockrel
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# ummmm :)
b3ta.com/board/5557357
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I think that's a dead star
though I admit it's what gave me the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# but it it a good aid or bad aid?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Pearost
EDIT: Hehe to deaf puns. I've also got jokes about eyes but they are a bit cornea.

(JamesG, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)