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[challenge entry] Guess I should do the comp...

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(TallJim, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# he he he, nice, VERY nice - woo sir!

MORE Bagpuss!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Ning Archie
I have Bagpuss slippers :)

How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
#
I have had a bagpuss mouse mat :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# sounds like there is still pain associated with your loss.
do you want to talk about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I chucked it when I got my first optical mouse. Now I have a tablet with a mouse so I certainly don't need it.
*sniff* I still miss the 'lil fella though :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Nooooooo!
What happened to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5576062
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# You shoudl have just kept it
for honour's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:50, archived)
# yes...you are right. I was feeling a bit brutal at the time I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
if there was a button I'd be clicking it, but there isn't, so I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:40, archived)
# click this then
www.b3ta.com/board/vote.php?id=5576050&verify_code=2998444831
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I know someone who works in the local PC World....
...and he really is a fuckwit. He actually FAILED a job interview for McDonalds. Most probs afraid that he'd eat all the food, the fat dippy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# why do people pay for this?
it's always the same conversation
spotty pleb 'would you be interested in our support package?'
'no thanks, I'd be able to buy a new tv/pc/washing machine etc in a couple of years for the price'
'But what if anything goes wrong?'
'then I'd be able to buy a new one with the money I'm not paying you'
'But it does offer peace of mind'
'oh for fucks sake, are you listening to anything I'm saying?'
'yes sir, but you'll find it's good value'
'oh fucking hell, I give up, I'm only looking before I order of the net anyway'
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Hmm
They tried to sell me loads of antivirus stuff and a firewall despite the fact I pointed out we have no phone line. This didn't seem to bother them.
(TallJim, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# I managed to pick up a cheap Minolta Dynax camera and lenses
in Dixons a couple of years ago for £189, they wanted £129 for 3 year 'whatever happens cover'
so I asked if that included hitting retared shop assistants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# .....and?
did it?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:47, archived)
# apparently it does
It was quite tempting for about 5 seconds, then I realised I'd be commiting ABH infront of witnesses
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Not only that.
There are so many cameras in there.

/been burnt once before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:50, archived)
# and alarms
but I doubt if the staff can move fast enough to catch you
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I bought a digital camera from Currys
It was £69, and the extended warranty was £80. I asked the dude if he was joking and he just stared back at me blankly and said "It's very good value".

although I love it when you ask them about something and they read the back of the box to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I think they must have their minds wiped and
a standard Dixons Group script burnt into their memories. It probably slips into every day life as well.
'You dumb shit, this breads mouldy!'
'Yes, but it's very good value'
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Thank you for calling freeserve support
calls cost 50p a minute and the maximum call duration is 20 minutes my name is phone monkey, can i ask if you've called before please?
/ex phone monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 10:02, archived)
# i hate PC world

they have however driven the price of PC down, which means that dip shits can buy them now which is who they sell their 'complete cover care' to.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)