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[challenge entry] Grr arrgh grumble grumble ragweek grumble
For teh compo. WORLD OF FLUFFY LOVE.
I'M NOT BITTER.




From the If The World Was Fluffy challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# ew
..but lully (:
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Definitely
Would trade bloodloss for naughty juices. No evolutionary point of losing a pint of blood a month, no.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
#
Why don't you save it and make black pudding? Might make a great newsletter link...!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hm...
Don't tempt me.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Arf!
*actually said 'EWWW' out loud then*


and it's apparently only about 3 teaspoons of actual blood lost, the rest is other fun womb-lining type materials...I'm certainly in the corner of doubt on that one though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
#
mmm uterus lining pudding.. yumm*

*might not be yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Have chips with that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Or blue-cheese dressing!
Mmmmm!
(irMrk, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# It's different for everyone, innit?
Have pretty bad dysmenorrhea and polycystic ovaries myself, so my bloodloss is about a pint, going by the amount of tampons I go through. Three weeks late this time, so, oh, joy...
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
#
*pushes grilled tomato to side of plate*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Mmm....
Splatter'n'gore...
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahah
PMT 'general period pains/accompanying problems' sucks

...or doesn't, depending on the lady I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Meh
Wouldn't really call it PMT as it's more of a pain during and more than just tension (bloaty joy, insomnia, fucking godawful pain). I do get inspired more, but that's where it ends.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# PMT is pretty much accepted to be a generalisation
not just the mood swings (and officially, science doesn't really know what causes that stuff, so there is no actual PMT \o/)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# PMT implies what happens before your period
rather than the pains and hell that happen during.

Auntie: I heartily recommend those heat pads that you stick to your tummy and back
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah,
But it's still more than tension for the preceeding days... at least calling it PMS implies it's more than just crankiness.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Photo Mounted Transfer?
PMS, mate, PMS ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Pantone Matching System?
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# i think you'll find
Its photomechanical transposition
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Not when I was in the ad business.
But then, they were still called bromides.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I heartily subscibe to this sentiment
and offer many woos to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Monthly fluff for all!
The world would be a better place if there really was one week in the month when you'd just feel FANTASTIC. Yes.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Arf. Yay!
Very good.

Could you ... slow it down a little though, please?

*Backs away*
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Bleh.
I did already:). Three seconds per frame is long enough, darnit:P...
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Oh. Don't worry then.
It's probably just my firefox.

Or my eyes.

Or something to do with me.

And nothing at all that could be construed as your fault.

*Slips out*
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Oi!
Have Firefox meself. Different reading speeds, I guess;).
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# you read it quicker
cos you already know what it says

is a little bit quick, imho, but otherwise woo
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ^this^
but otherwise it is indeedy a woo and yay!

*clicks*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# yay
a new post!
a nice little piece of fluffy poetry too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# World of joy.
But then PMS/period hormones do actually give me inspiration of the most cracktastic kind. Probably the only good thing about them.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# haha very well observed
have a woo, a hot water bottle and a big glass of wine
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *glug*
'nother? *holds out glass*

Thank fuck I have an enormous, lazy cat to use as a hot water bottle.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# how do you fill him up?
and where do you put the stopper?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Her.
With scritches that magically cause the cat to self-charge and set her motor running.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)