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[challenge entry] Prolly bindun.
*tries to jump start brain*

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *confiscates jump leads
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *Confiscates*
Now, you know you aren't allowed crocodile clips !
And it's time to come in now, Lunch is nearly ready.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
# he likes to put them on his nips!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
# i'll sing my Mugatu song again if your not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)
# WOKY WOKY HES SO WOKY!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# what have we got today Gus?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Tasty stuff
involving home made pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# woo!
i have 4 pound to last me till payday tomorrow
i have no lunch nor any food at home
i also just smoked my last ciggie
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# i'm £280 over my overdraft limit and I don't get paid until the 30th. Thank god for the £70 left on my credit card :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I'm in a similar situation
with no credit card

Damn having 5 weeks between paydays
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# this is may pay day as well
i have 44p in the bank and ive got 2 18ths go to and a gig at the barfly in liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I have 15 pound
to last until payday in 3 1/2 weeks


home ownership sucks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# A carefully stubbed out cigarette
will yield exactly one roll-up when used with a slimline filter and a Rizla.
(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
but i haven't been that scummy since i was 16!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# No need for google...
...have a few of these
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Thanks.
*Chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)