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[challenge entry] sorry fo shitness


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(thelazybandit currently chewing a guitar pick, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Never apologise
never explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# sorry i'm late
i was having a shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# You weren't in the cubicle
next to me were you?

That stench put me right of my wank.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Hmmmm
www.b3ta.com/board/5779906
www.b3ta.com/board/5754322

And:

www.b3ta.com/board/5780439

They do overlook you sometimes.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I saw that.
It is strange - my original image wasn't that big, it was 249.something.

Something at Justgiving.com must rewrite images?

(Or I fucked up and uploaded the unoptimised one, or course.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Ah well
You've avoided the nawwty step this time at least
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I thought
this compo was going to be quite good...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I didn't.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# What!?
There's nothing wrong with a 'colour the letters of summat different colours' competition . . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Yes... it really makes me
giiiiiiiiiiiggle


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Are you cooking up some bacon there?
*looks longingly*
*edit* oops - really must learn to read more of the thread

*joins queue for pancakes*
*brings Lemons and bag of Sugar*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# no freebs
you look mongingly
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *gets cattle prod out*
*prods*

*jumps up feed to 3000volts*

*prods again*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# silly freebs
you cannot electrocute an ironman!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *smelts*
*joins queue for an electric poking*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# looks like snails to me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# help yourself..
there's enough for almost everyone!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# *tucks cinnamon, sugar and plate under arm and waits*
'ning Mr Wombat. Happy B3taday for today and happy bidet for yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Howdy doody...
Here... have some birthday pancakes...




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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *huggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# oi!
None of that...


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nice alteration to the snail
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# He wanted to use the candle to cook some B3taDay pancakes.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# yay!
do we all get a pancake?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# *queues up for pancaykes!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *prepares maple syrup*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# What's wrong with
good old lemon juice?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# depends on if it's served with pancakes
or squirted in your open mouth whilst worse for wear
by your evil flat mate....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# is for all teh ghays
maple syrup is man juice for pancakes.....no wait! rephrase that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# mmmm...
pancake man juice...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# pancake batter
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# So something so sour
it makes the manliest of men pull a face with one eye closed is gay, and something sweeter than a young Julie Garland is manly?

I see I am losing touch with the kidz.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ok I admit it I prefer lemons!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yup -tuck in!


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# thank you

*snaffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# fantastic!
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# they're fookin ceramic!
*demands REAL panycakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# nothing wrong with these
*crunch, crunch, crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# you need Jessie!
JESSSSSSIIIIEEEEEEE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# JEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Pffft
Don't worry, I'm about now my faithful friends ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# *pounces*

*licks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# you're missing out
ceramic is the new chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# are you china convince me or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I've pot up with so much
I need to get a clay from here
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# True!
These puns are kiln me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I'm glazing over
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *gives Dan the slip*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# pah - fussy git.
Try these...



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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Ceramic!
only joking
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmm tastey!
but still not as good as a jessie pancake
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# NOTHING is as good as a Jessie pancayke


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# you know
if we wasn't mortal enimies
we could of been great friends
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# it's going to be one of those ones that seems like a good idea
but then drags on and on like your parents in an old people home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# My parents are both dead.


'nuff said.


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Nah!
When mine went I made a nice patio . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *offers pillow*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I can't see anybody thinking it was a good idea
(apart from the one who suggested it and Fraser).

I always swore I'd never moan about a compo because every week there are moaners but I think this has to go down in the annals as the shittest compo ever and I wish people would stop making entries and boycott!
Power to the people!
*climbs off soapbox*
*climbs back on soapbox*
AND my lunch was left uncommented upon!
*climbs off soapbox and puts it away*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# it is as dull as dishwater
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# enough with the moaning already
moanah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# and another thing!............
That bloody Little Britain..... moanmumble ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# It's a bit shit, but there have been some good entries
A compo is as good as the hummus levels of those involved.

far too many "stick a Google logo" on it entries though

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I know what you are saying
but the entries have been as good as the topic allows. Considering the amount of complaints about it (infinitely more than usual) must suggest that it's shite, Shirley?

Right, I will stop moaning for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I do agree that it is utter shite
I was just trying to defend the few good entries
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)