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[challenge entry] He may be omnipresent...
but he stil needs to get to places

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Pphhtt...
Arf (x3) :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Long time no see, buddy!
Welcome back!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:59, archived)
# At the risk of outing myself
I know your mate Steve PR
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Hehehe!
Excellent hummus!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:54, archived)
# From you
that is praise indeed

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:04, archived)
# nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:55, archived)
# FP!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Am it Tom Cruise tiem?
what's with all this Tom Cruiseness today? about 90% of the posts today seem to be TC related. Is there some kind of news which i don't know about or what?
Is there a BBC newpage link im not seeing?
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:56, archived)
# pssst!




image challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Oh!!
sorry, i havent been on the board for a few days.
Tom cruise is such a gay.
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:59, archived)
# pfft!
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i fucking hate those adverts and am boycotting their product as it's shit
and i can buy a map from the garage for £2.99.

but if i were forced to buy one i would buy one from another company because of the shit advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Thor Thor
Why don't you like them?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Hey Thanks!
I liked all your pics too
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:05, archived)
# your pic is great, sorry, but those adverts reall rub me the wrong way.

"doug doug, which turning is it"?

"shut up bitch, before i murder you and bury you in a shallow grave"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ThorThor
Do I turn left or right to find the garage, ThorThor.
ThorThor, I think you just missed the turning ThorThor.
ThorThor...ThorThor...THORTHOR??
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *spangs in face with shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I did exactly the same joke
on b3ta user timtim the other day...

...he changed his username
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I've got one and it's great.
The adverts are shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i shall say to thee
learn to read a map.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:14, archived)