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# *chortles tea out though ears*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:33, archived)
# it more fun to see her face
when she clocks you doing it.

what sillyness do you prefer in the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I like swinging from the light fittings with a kettle lead
dangling from my teeth
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:36, archived)
# *pictures*
*gets turned on*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:37, archived)
# When doing her from behind
withdraw and spit on her back, as if you've cum

Then when she turns round to give you an after sex hug, CUM IN HER EYES
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:37, archived)
# ahahaha
theres no greater target then in the eye!

BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)
# conformity
Is malnutrition
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)
# This one's more convenient in the kitchen
get your partner to shove the handle of a frying pan up their jacksie.
Grab the nearest spherical fruits and bob's yer uncle - 2 player impromptu cricket.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Or at swinging party, three men could stand together, and balance wickets between their cocks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Ahh
I see you've played before.

Any splinters on withdrawal?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:50, archived)
# No,
mainly because i had to pad out the handle with duck tape..

/wizards sleeve blog
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:54, archived)