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[challenge entry] asylum seekers, probably.

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And he didn't get the promised sweeties.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# are we doing the road sign competition again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)
# why not eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha ha
That's genius.

Tea/nose/monitor incident there. Ta.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Why would asylum seekers be stealing children?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)
# they do it all the time
in dailymail land
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha!
Protect your children from the dangers of foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# and cliff richard fiddles with kids, right?
are you sure you're getting the same editions as the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I am forever flattered that
you take such a close interest in all of my posts.
Just for the record- I HATE the Daily Mail, the Daily Express, the Standard, Metro etc. and the fearmongering thinly-veiled racism and hateful opinions espoused by these bastard children of Thatcher.
I was hoping the irony would've made this clear.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# wheres the irony in a post showing 'mind the cliffs - watch your children'?
thats the kind of talk that got Debbie McGee in trouble with the kennel club...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# you're gonna have to explain that one...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# it's a well known internet rumour...
google it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# something to do with her and an alsatian?
not familiar with this rumour
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# This^
Also 'asylum seekers steal children'. Ironic how?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It's as ironic as 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a fork....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, I see.
*frantically collects emergency sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# erm...
in that they don't, but that's the kind of crap that we get fed in a nanny state.
Jesus- this is going to be a long compo if I have to spell everything out.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I don't remember EVER being told that cliff was a 'fiddler'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# perhaps you should re-read my post
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# i suggest you get used to spelling things out for this compo....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# no
if people don't get it, they don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# it helps if irony is made obvious though...
otherwise, you get people like geoff and I asking why it's ironic ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I guess it's just that I've not heard these things you've mentioned
as I tend not to read crap tabloids ever and don't know anyone who does. Thankfully.
Right, I'm off out - Debbie wants walking ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I have to travel on the bastard tube every day
and I can't help but see Metro and Mail headlines. It's all I can do not to vomit blood through my eyesockets.
So, just for the record, I'm an anarcho-syndicalist who is just waiting for the glorious day when Thatcher dies so I can go and snip off a length of dirty spine on her grave.
Do try and keep this in mind when you read one of my posts.
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)
# thing is, a lot of people WON'T know your particular viewpoints on these matters, as we didn't, when you post stuff
so if we ask WHY it's ironic, it's because we're not mindreaders. Nothing personal mind, but making either the post or the explanation a bit more precise helps us as viewers of your posts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# 'k
gonna work on my irony skills
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)
# for the sympathy vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)