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[challenge entry] Have it! CLARCKSON, THE BIOGRAPHY OF A CUNT


a massive one too!

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(sapientisafuckingrubbishname, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# DEAR B3TA,
WHAT SHOULD I DRAW, ASSES?
-DYSLECXIA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# A USB wireless optical mouse
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I GOT WATER PAINTS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# YES DYSLECXIA, DRAW ASSES.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# NOSEHOLES
on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# asses
FOR THE WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# B3tan to it.
 
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Why not try some lovely pastries?
Or being nice to a retarded child?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# draw this
b3ta.com/links/15205
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# That
is fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Still love that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Clarkson is great
yes he's not grown up and he's up himself and he's rich and he has the perfect job and he still uses the same jokes as when he started writing but he never fails to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# no, he's a cunt
that thinks a lot of himself.

and I wish he'd fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# he still makes me laugh
no matter how much of a cunt he is, a bit like chris moyles
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
# they're very much the same character
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# ish
I think Moyles would be utterly useless on his own. I'm thinking the autobiography he's writing will be a pile of steaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Here here
case closed
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *reopens case*
it's "hear hear", you panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# hehe
*Stoned*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# you just bad-mouthed every b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# I'm with you naD
The man is a god amongst us!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# this^
hard!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I don't.
Whilst I admire his journalistic style with 'grown-up' toys, and his delivery, I feel it affords a green light to wankers who soak it all in and thoughtlessly race around like prats, feel 4x4's are acceptable because they feel safer, whilst being much more lethal to everybody else, and generally treat the combustion engine as a toy; which these days it is obviously not. The most lethal thing to humans not least, is about six feet away from their door step.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I like him
he may be a cunt, be he has *me* watching a show about *cars*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)
# I love the white border
really adds to the piece

:)
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# hahahaha
see? told you :)
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)