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[challenge entry] oops
this time sans goatse

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# nah
i think with goatse, link it hard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I just sat on the naughty step
I think I'm going to avoid all goatseness for some time
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# i'll imagine it then
*imagines*

GAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *anuses*
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# i'm not sure that "oops" can cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# mis-judged the size of the queen's head
in relation to the "opening".
*prostrates himself on the ground and begs forgiveness*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# nobody wants to see any part of goatse
even the hands are offensive
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# well I know that NOW!!!!
I posted Kilroy earlier today- a much bigger arsehole imho but no-one objected to that!
Anyway, lesson learned.
I've got a cold bum from sitting on the naughty step.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Anus Horribilis
is actually also Latin for "old woman of miracles".

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# you mean.,,,,,
the Queen is a witch????
(or has one coming out of her arse or something?)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Exactly.
The image is rife with layers of meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# there's a book in there somewhere
lodged in her upper colon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)
# No
that's just me moving about.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)