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[challenge entry] i'm off to read my laminated book of dreams now....

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(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# I'm on to you!
The pheasant has no agenda.

*edit* How rude. Have a woo.
(Jokel, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability
And so would Captain Wow.

Woo! Captain WOO to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)
# top quote!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Ning-a-ling Mister!
Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)
# spiffing thank you!
it's nearly the end of the week! Woohoo!

And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I'm ok
Nice lightening over ours last night, so I lay awake and watched it. I'm tiredy now though.

And I've run out of weed. And there's a drought until october time. Arg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# we had that too!
lots and lots of flashes for ages!

i turned off all the lights and the telly
and just enjoyed the show with a nice big reefer :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)
# You bastard
Earliest myself and my smoking brother can get some is bloody FRIDAY. Thbpbpbp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)
# it's been quite dry here for ages
there was a long line of raids
plus what with all the festivals
it's all gone a bit barren :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# haha
woo
7 pages of Compo entries overnight
is this a record?
edit : how can you possibly be bored of Pangolins!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)
# I'm still thinking of mine
Paintmash of some description. But I can't think of anything other than a picture of an egg.

Just an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)
# do this
before i do
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Aye aye Capt.....wait a minute.
I'm the Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)
# ha ha!!
more 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)
# *felches*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:19, archived)
# *Belches*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)
# *belmches*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)
# *bellcheese*
...es
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *struggles to find another word that rhymes*
*anally rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)
# *squelches*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I had a kinder egg addiction
when I was a lad.

I couldn't get enough of the lovely chocolate and shit toys
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I once put some bits of veg and food and other stuff in the yellow capsule thing that the toy comes in and left it under my brothers bed
years later I opened it and the smell made me puke.
FACT!

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*will do this tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)
# make sure you leave it long enough to go properly ripe
mine had a web like fungus growing in it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)
# ANDREW!
you only have yourself to blame.

I cleaned out my kitchen U-bend the other night, it looked like black puke and smelled worse. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)
#
kitchen u-bend arse

ning everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)
# haha
strike through overload! ah ninja!
Well i had to have a shit one day
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)
# soz
it was meant to be a hilarious practical joke, but didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# once
I sellotaped a dead microwaved squirrel in a bag underneath someone's bed

/stink blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# you should have put it in a kinder egg capsule
with some food.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:29, archived)
# was it dead before you micorwaved it?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:30, archived)
# aye
it was in the freezer full of dead things for dissection
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Kinder egg
chocolate is the best chocolate in the world imo
but there's so little of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Kinder Chocolate rocks
But there's never enough on a kinder egg

But bueno's and happy hippo's on the other hand are feckin' ace
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)
# but it's not the same, is it?
Because the eggs have the micro thin white chocolate lining?
Or does that not make a difference to the taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)
#
shit toys toying with shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
It's not what i was expecting

I was expecting:

lovely chocolate and shit toys

the cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)