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[challenge entry] Shameless repost
But for once spot on-topic.



Everything you were taught in Sex Ed class at school is wrong. (Click -> enlargement)

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(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:14, archived)
# I never had a 'sex ed' class
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I did
but in Catholic school.

I didn't even know you had to thrust till I saw this really bad Bruce Willis movie.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:18, archived)
# so you never had a wank
surely that would give you some indication

(I know rubbing isn't the same as thrusting)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:22, archived)
# not till I was like 13
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Neither did I.
I don't much fancy the idea of having sex with Ed either.
(AMadDayYes, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:18, archived)
# That's Mister Ed
to you, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ^;^
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:33, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I got thrown out of the class for laughing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:22, archived)
# you too huh?
Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I laughed when I first heard about sex too.
It's obviously all untrue.

Imagine the mess!
(AMadDayYes, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:24, archived)
#
got thrown out of the class for laughing wanking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:28, archived)
# laughing while wanking.
because it was just so funny.
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# I actually knew more than one person in my Catholic high school who could honestly say the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I was thrown out
for blowing up the condom I was given (to put over a test tube) then bursting it.

my dad was called to pick me up from school and barely contained his laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Test tubes?!
 
Oh well, may as well give 'em low expectations..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell
You should hear what happened in a lesson I had on genetics. It was uberly funny at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)
# That's why you have twelve children.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:46, archived)
# jeesus, jack dee is the spawn of an ostrich.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Plasplugs Super Grips
otter flanges.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:26, archived)