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# ha ha!!
sounds like a classic :)

i am wearing a splash of ditchwater which harmonises
with my piss soaked pants, adding a lovely musky aroma
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)
# the smell of a real man
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Chicks dig this shit. Wear yesterday's shirt instead of aftershave.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# and rub grass in your hair
girls just can't get enough of a man with grass in his hair
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Especially if they get hayfever, or if you get hayfever.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ahh, the saliva based sneezing mist really sets a romantic scene
better than candles anyway
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)
# If you take her down to the car detailing shop in this state, it will be like living in an industrial rainforest.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)
# you've gone all upmarket today!!
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning!!
*bums*
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)