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[challenge entry] Not technically a toy,
but whatthehoo...

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 347 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# What a game
Dick Turtle's Wife Swap-o'rama!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hooray for dick turtle.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# my parents tried a variation of that in the '70s
everyone sat in a circle and threw their wives into the middle. Whichever wife you picked up, you got to go home with their car.





*this could be bollocks*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# pfffft
my ex-wife had extra keys cut so everyone gets a turn
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahahaha :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
/bitter man blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# my mates call me mason murphy now.
the murphy's part is cos "Like the Murphy's I'm not bitter" :P The mason part is after mason verger from Hannibal, following an amusing incident with poppers :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Forget the sex,
if I get a better car it's mine for keeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# you want to keep a car
without sexing it first?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# sick!
You need to check the exhaust is of an appropriate diameter!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# And, more to the point, not too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# well I have done an escort
and a Princess
and a *falls off chair in bandwagon-induced seizure*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I'll have a wank on the back seat if it makes you happy.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# that always makes me happy
coz my mother in law sits in the back
/ Les Dawson blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# only if its leather
its a fucker to get the stains out of that cheap suede effect cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)