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# you jinxing cunt
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# DON'T FP THIS EVER!
*reverses*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# NO TIGGY OFF GROUND!
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# SPINS ROUND 3 TIMES


*falls over*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# *kicks in head*
*aeroplanes around playground*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Tiggy Legge-Bourke?
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Vicki Butler-Henderson
*fwaps*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Fae Harmon- Uren
;-)
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Assuming that's your real name...
...phwoar.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# It is, aye.
It'll just be Uren when I'm married though.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# you will have uren-ated!
*kills self*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah,yeah
The name has killed all dreams of a career in primary school teaching that I may have fostered.

My manwife's dad and his brother used to get called the Poss Twins at school because of the name. Shame, it's a lovely old Cornish name. (Is possibly the only woman in the world marrying someone who's half cornish and half st lucian)
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# good combo
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# You'd think.
He's just a big whiteish rastaman.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# got the shit bits from both?
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Cornish Rasti
mmmmmm
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# *googles*
*realisation you meant yourself*
*has image of captain wow flicking her bean to fantasies of her having sex with herself*
*brain assplodes*
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Hell yeah, I'd do me.
I know how good I am.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Titter ye not!
I am fucking excellent in the sack.

It comes from years of being a complete slapper.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# this isn't fair
you can't torture frustated blokes like that
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Hang on
Isn't this my user name?
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# VBH?
Oh, yeah. grip my stick, baby...
(, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)