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[challenge entry] Police responding to the call described the scene as 'Grisly, yet strangely hilarious'

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Heh, Stryper'd get very upset, bless em
Deicide are shit live. As are Mayhem (now, anyway), And I'm too young to have seen the one man laughathon that was Burzum.

EDIT: Motorherod is an excellent name.

EDIT: I'm listening to Valhalla by Bathory now, as that poster design for some reason got it in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Burzum music
is about as scary as listening to someone sneezing.
Black Metal my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# some Black metal isn't about being 'scary', as you term it.
He was harking back to the days of old norse- the whole 'odinism' thing being a big factor there.

But less of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Among other things, the music was about being more extreme,
and less commercial that Death Metal.

Didn't really work though... Look at Cradle.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# *shudders*
I'd rather not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Hehe, I used to listen to a bit of black metal
I really hope you've seen/heard Impaled Northern Moonforest?
www.myspace.com/impalednorthernmoonforest, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impaled_Northern_Moonforest

"Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Heard of, yes.
I expect nothing more from those lads, bless their hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# The music is of course, intentionally diabolical (see what I did there?)
I just love the stupid song titles
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I heard about it a couple of years back when I was more involved in the scene
But that was a whole lifetime ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# They're
Anal Cunt in disguise, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# My fave AC song title is
'I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog'.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# and then
"I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Best Anal Cunt song
Fucking your daugther with a frozen vomit fuck stick

Arf
(Queball, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Those album titles sound like complete utter piss-takes
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# there's a good reson for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# You are
very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# It's appropriate pearoast time then.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Heh, look at that belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Oh god that's brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# There's a rich comic seam
to be mined from black metal pics.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I'll
do some tonight if I get time.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Burzum was semi-scary, from what I've read
in a "what the hell is wrong with this guy" way. Sheesh.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Have you read Lords of Chaos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Not really
but I'm aware of the whole situation through extensive wikipedia analysis.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# It's not a bad read, if you're interested in everything that went on.
not the kind of book you read over and over though. Well, not in my experience anyway, but I've only done that with Jonathan Kellerman books, the Silmarillion and Patricia Cornwell's back catalogue.

(excluding the silmarillion, obviously) I'm a sucker for crime novels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Hah
I once reviewed a band's Bathory cover (can't remember who, now) as being so poor that "you could conceivably light up an entire city by attaching a dynamo to Quorthon's corpse"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# :D
I'm listening to a lot more stuff like ISIS, Pelican, Botch etc nowadays. Top albums of this year so far include Kayo Dot's one (don't ask me to remember the album names) and the Peeping Tom one. Again, no names as I can't bloody remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# What the dickens??
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# *whispers* Stryper are a Christian band. the other three really aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, thankyou mi'lady!
Is this what you kids listen to nowadays then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I got over my black metal phase a while back.
I still listen to some stuff (Vargleide, Mutiilation, etc etc) but I've widened my musical vocabulary a lot in the past couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# What a pleasant fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# *buys tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hehehehe
"Get thee behind me stryper, i've played your records backwards!"
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# I've see your antics
in the green room.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# you can tell from the fonts and the names
that theyre all crap
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:18, archived)