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[challenge entry] Car ad for Londoners

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Sean.

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(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# sean ellis?
Did you go to Denbigh High School, Mr Ellis?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hang on, you went to denbigh in wales?
my g/f was there during half term with an orchestra doing a workshop thingy...

...how queer
(Tendency, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I didn't, no.
I went to the posh school up the road. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# well i know they were in the town of denbigh
the school was very big and posh with ivy and stuff. could be yours, y'never know.

sorry, just bit bizarre, it's such a small world.
(Tendency, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# That's my school.
The only other one there is less posh (but has an indoor swimming pool, damn them).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# yeah, i just looked at the link you put down there
bizarre...
(Tendency, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# small world?
been anywhere bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# that -
that's a great thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# is that where you had to wear a cape and other odd sartorial things, Dr Phil?
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# no.
I went here.

Ah, working now.
[edit]FUCKING HELL, they've updated the computer room a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# woo
it's a genuine lesbian factory!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# You will find nowhere more homophobic
than that school - while I was there, certainly. You practically had to get dressed in the mornings hiding under your bed for fear of being socially ostracised.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# you've ruined my happy little
daydream now, evil woman
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# it's the sad truth of boarding schools
that the fear of being seen by the world as being a hotbed of homosexuality, means that they become very homophobic environments.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# can't we just
pretend?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# you fucker
i nearly snarfed my diet coke over the screen at that.

little things...
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# "The perfect place to realise your daughter's potential"
Gee, that must have been fun.

(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# i've got a strange mental picture of dr phil dressed up as batman
which is odd, because i don't think i know what she looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# orange juice
meet monitor screen.

i love the smug 'ha ha ha!'
(Tendency, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)