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[challenge entry] Wanted:
Unimaginative, oversexed, unscrupulous, failed artist with few existing qualifications to take over major marketing campaign. Minimum office hours with long lunches and pointless meetings where a loud voice over-rules interlect.
Were you the kid everyone hated at school?
Do you feel guiltless about being paid wads for achieving nothing - take up a career in advertising!

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(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# wow is this a
job offer? where do I send my CV?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Sorry you and Curry Monster
seem to have an incling of talent that definately counts you out!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# even though I am
completely amoral, work in marketing and wear braces?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# you need photographic
evidence of sleeping with your sister - to get shortlisted....
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I have no talent.
does that make the job mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# interlect?
i think you need a copywriter too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# sorry do numbers
not words...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# jesus
what are you the english teacher today ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# tee hee
...they got me thinking about school agane you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# a hem?
agane
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# "finking"
shorely...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Oddly enough
this is my current job
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I also
must eat with the lepers - but I'm trying to dispense and many clue-by-fours as possible, honest I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)