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[challenge entry] A warning to those out drinking

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(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# and teeth, and gums
and it can't be good for your heart.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I heard an urban myth
that claimed that it had an additive in it, tested on GIs in Vietnam as a morale & performance booster, that caused brain tumours and stuff. Got banned in the US, but never in Europe. Dunno if I believe it though.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# banned in Sweden
so it can't be that good for you.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
# hardcore porn is legal in sweden
so it must be good for you?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)
# very
funny ha ha ha
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# mmmmm
eye sea...er..
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# It certainly can't be good for you
if you've necked several cheeky micky mills.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# more than 3 RB & vodkas do strange things to me
its the closest I get to random acts of violence.
(I just give people really dirty looks, cos I'm too feeble for real violence)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)