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[challenge entry] The Future Of America
Oh Boy Here Goes America........

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(billybob248, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I don't think you did that right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I predict
it will be rather large.
And unclever.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Bingo.
(Woody999, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I cant see the picture and im sure it doesnt fit the compo
I'm going to become a hermit. I'm tired of talking to real people or doing real things.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Talking to unreal people
and doing surreal things might just get you laid.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)
# THIS SOUNDS UNSAFE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)
# I'll go into town on the weekends and try to socialize, and maybe make money woking in a groery store or something
and I'll buy old movies, and I'll never have to listen to modern music or see todays youth or whatever. I probably wont do it. I need some modern movies because i like movies and i like TV and they always play shitty rap music thats all about sex on some comercials and it makes me sad and i dont care, whatever. I only like to listen to music before the 70's and muzak.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)
# Buy yourself a nice
wax cylinder and some recordings of Thomas Eddison and if you've got any money left then why not splash out on a Zoetrope?

I hear there's a great one out of a horse jumping over a fence.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Try these - I recommend "Alexanders Ragtime Band".
cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/browse.php

cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/search.php?queryType=@attr%201=21&query=ragtime&num=1&start=2&sortBy=&sortOrder=ia
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# I tried to sample it, but I gave up a bit early.
COME ON AND YEEAAAAH, COME ON AND YEEAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)
# thanks for the link.
I'm finding great music on it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# If it's muzak you're after, try and find one of Bob James or Ronny Jordan's new albums.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# It'll be like bouncing a tyre down a highway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I've been meaning to make a Zoetrope of a b3ta meme for a while now
Thanks for reminding me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# i'm going to try and make one of Charlton on fresh price doing his famous dance,
or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# If you don't, I just might do so.
I do have a gif of it kicking around somewhere.
*notes in todo file*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I used to be like that, then I found some good music. I can't remember who now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)
# I dont know, I'm bing a jerk right now, becuase of Phelps, you dissin' on my show, and the very existance of the song "fergielicious".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# I don't listen to the radio, so I don't have a problem with Phelps or Fergie.
Those two should totally have a baby so we can crucify it for all our sins.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# I don't think Fred Phelps has any seamen.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Maybe we can just stuff Fred Phelps up Fergie's cunt and she can plop him back out and we'll pretend he's a baby?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Sounds like a plan to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# her cunts probably been defiled enough for that to be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# I posted this in the wrong spot, but I liked it so I left it there.
www.b3ta.com/board/6500130
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)
# I STOLE THAT TYRE BECAUSE IM A CRIMINAL
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# CRIME TIME!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# www.secondlife.com
But only if you're going to use it to make the numpties cry for being such wasters
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Its here.. it's gone again.. it's here.. it's gone again
Pssst.. make it slightly smaller - it doesn't need to be quite so big size or dimension wise
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)
# What if he wants it that big?
(Marwood, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)
# sodomiteeasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nhgfasdfghkl;'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)
# I'm not going to lose any sleep about it
either way, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# lol osama and his dialysis machine rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)
# THAT IS SOME REAL TOPICAL POLITICAL HUMOUR,
DID YOU KNOW WE JUST FOUND SADDAMN, AND THAT SOMEONE SHOT CHENY OR THE OTHERWAY AROUND.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# OH AND BILL CLINTON GOT S BLOWJOB. LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Now that you've said that I've just gotta repost this...

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# OMFG GEORGE BUSH IS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!11!!1oneoneone
BIN LADEN IS A BAD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)
# TERRORISM. THE PREDIENT IS DUM. OSAMA IS A BUTTHEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# that flag up there has now made me hate America lololol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)