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[challenge entry] May as well get the reposts out of the way:







From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# he looks like he's got a flid leg
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
The Vorderman one is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# noice!
however, the third is a bit RIS to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# we're going to get a lot of pictures of just the first part aren't we
Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story or a historiacal event and try and second guess his actions

Edit - sorry - not being rude, just thinking out loud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# You
want the moon on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# i want a woman on my dick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# That can be arranged.
If you post it to me I'll get Bertha from reception to use it as a wrist rest.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
#
wrist finger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I like these pictures
but I agree, only the first of them actually qualifies, as the other 3 are just Jesus' actual life shopped a little bit.

What would Jesus do if sat next to Carol Vorderman in a skimpy dress?

Stare at them like the perv he is...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# take two from the top
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THIS CHALLENGE
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I never said I didn't like the challenge
in fact I do like it as in theory it requires thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah...but to be honest, almost all b3ta contests go like that.
people just read *blah* *blah* *blah* *blah* JESUS *blah* *blah* *blah* *blah* and not the actual scenario. Although I don;t think that is always a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Aye
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# fake
no hole in the hands
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Well I've found out exactly what Jesus has been doing.
The dirty boy!

Was I then only one to find this when image searching?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# "I raised Lazarus from the dead;
but i'll NEVER raise my prices - that's the Krazy Jesus price promise!"

I heart Viz. And your pics woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)