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[challenge entry] 'ning all. Been away a couple of weeks. Trust I find y'all well.
You don't get to found a world religion without having an eye for an opportunity, eh.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# RiS
?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# There's been a recent spate of coin-throwing at English* football grounds.
Jesus may or may not be partly responible.


*(oh, and Welsh)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Crucifixion Crumpets
if jesus were here today he'd make cakes and pastries

hot crossed jesusbuns
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# i thought that he would run a donkey sanctuary
he seems to like donkeys in his story book
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# "Jesus' Ass Hospital"
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# YES
A CAKE SHOP THAT USES INGREDIENTS NATURALLY FOUND IN OR AROUND DONKEYS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# mmmm
cheese, grass and sand pasty
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Dare I ask where you get donkey cheese from
*edit* in fact no, dont tell me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# The donkey cheese shop
shirley?
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Should have seen that one comming
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!




that was funny!
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
#
*silence*

*watches tumbleweed roll out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Dave! Come back!
He usually loves those ones...
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# horse beans!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# erm
tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# pffffft.
Tesco value, my son!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# British made too
bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Donkey Burgers
With donkey cheese
Between donkey baps

*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Hurrah for donkey baps!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Sounds like an excellent title
for gay porn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# That's not Jesus.
It's just a man with a beard.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# all men in beards are Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Noel Edmonds is Jesus!?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# yes
that's god on the other end of the phone in deal or no deal
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# They alway make stupid mistakes
"Bankers offer: Eternal life
Deal or no deal?"

"I think I'm going to stick it out, No deal"

Cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha I would love all religion to be based on when you die you play a game of DEAL OR NO DEAL
1p is hell 250k is you get to come back to earth and try again, in a hilarious manner, or you get to choose at what age you can grow a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Would totally watch that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# finaly
a game show that i actually want to watch
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# If this were true I'd be very scared.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I'm Jesus?!
I knew it!
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# This wouldn't happen to be outside of Newport's football ground?
I lolled when the 4th official collapsed after being hit with a coin...
..
and shouted in a booming voice "HEAD SHOT"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# what happened at Casnewydd?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# during the Swansea-Newport cup match
A newport player was caught doing something by the 4th official, who told the ref and the player had a barmy with him. When the 4th official walked back to the line, some disgruntled Newport fan threw a pound coin at him, smacking him above his eye and knocking him out, while splitting an artery open.

It was then I shouted "HEAD SHOT" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# haha those cheeky Newportonians
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Someone threw a quid?
I would have at least bought a coke first and then threw the change
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# it was newport
the bloke in the crowd was just showing the 4th official* what a quid looked like



*what the fuck is a 4th official?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Someone who clearly isnt a newport fan anymore
*edit* No idea. I just watch football to drink and shout at people
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# *Drink*
*Shouts at Chesterfield getting assed in the fist by Basingstoke*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# *what the fuck is a 4th official?
*kind of like a mini referee, but not a referee, if you know what I mean.
If the ref sends someone off incorrectly, the 4th off will inform the ref of the mistake,
Likewise, if someones been yellow carded twice and doesn't get sent off, then its his job to let the ref know.
Generally found mincing around the sidelines watching the referee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# what the hell are the linesmen doing these days?
standing around smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# ducking sharpened 2 pences
thrown from the crowd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
#
nahhh, standing around wanking each other off and accidentally not seeing deliberate fouls*

*due to large quantities of cash being back handed after game.**

**Contains 100% Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)