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[challenge entry] womble
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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# *click*
and with a sentimental woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
#
Out poured a novel. It begins with a human character much like himself who has a car accident and awakens as a polar bear in a world populated by animals who walk on their hind feet and speak English. There, he befriends a skunk and a vixen, both of whom work in the porn industry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# /ignore.
[EDIT: but actually doesn't]

[EDIT2: *in fact, unignores the 3 people he was ignoring*]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
#

"Are there any questions at this point?" asks the tour guide, who is in her teens.

"Are we allowed to yiff in this cave?"

Nikon, suddenly bold, shouts, "Is there anything shiny down here?"

"Why do you want to know?" the guide asks, cringing.

"He's a raccoon," the group says in unison. Nikon beams. The furries have affirmed him.

"Oh," she says slowly, raising her eyebrows. "So, are you all, like, animals or something?"

"We're furries!"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:46, archived)
# :)
I like this
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I like this more!!
:):)
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# I like this
times infinity!! :P
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# no I do
:D
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Nope you couldnt
possibly like it any more than i do

Edit: jesus says so
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# God told me that he liked me likeing it more
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)
# *scoffs*
.......*stomps off in bunny slippers*
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# 
*sneaks into room and steals slippers
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Ack!@!
HANDS OFF TEH FLUFFY!!
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Well at least
let me get my foot out of the damned thing first!! :P
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:56, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Grr!!
*Gnaws own foot off and jumps out the window screaming something about biscuits*
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 2:27, archived)
# bless him
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)