Out poured a novel. It begins with a human character much like himself who has a car accident and awakens as a polar bear in a world populated by animals who walk on their hind feet and speak English. There, he befriends a skunk and a vixen, both of whom work in the porn industry.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:01,
archived)
/ignore.[EDIT: but actually doesn't]
[EDIT2: *in fact, unignores the 3 people he was ignoring*]
([EDIT2: *in fact, unignores the 3 people he was ignoring*]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:03,
archived)
"Are there any questions at this point?" asks the tour guide, who is in her teens.
"Are we allowed to yiff in this cave?"
Nikon, suddenly bold, shouts, "Is there anything shiny down here?"
"Why do you want to know?" the guide asks, cringing.
"He's a raccoon," the group says in unison. Nikon beams. The furries have affirmed him.
"Oh," she says slowly, raising her eyebrows. "So, are you all, like, animals or something?"
"We're furries!"
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 14 Nov 2006, 1:07,
archived)
