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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# No, I do love you really.
I like ascerbic cunts, they're the best people to go drinking with.

Plus I am one. A small, crotchety cow of a woman.


EDIT- brb, ciggie time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# i'm lovely really
it's merely the lack of real human contact for 8 hours a day
combined with the tediousness of the job
and the staring at a computer all day
that make me seem a tad intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Tedious?
Try working in customer services.

Ah, loveliness is best when it's hidden under a thick crust of hate and displeasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# It occurred to me a few minutes ago...
...that to consistently top the board stats and reply to just about everything, like you do - that you must in fact be a professional b3tan.

Am I correct? If not - how do I get a job like yours?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# all parts of ^this^
except the "a few minutes ago..." bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# that's the kicker, you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i'm on very shit money
indeed

i posted far less on here when i wasn't in full time employment
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I bet I beat you for shit money.
37.5 hours per week for 14250.

It SUCKS.

But then I do get bonuses for attendance, and a bottle of champers on my birthday, and I got a £700 bonus this year for sod all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I know your pain
*looks at payslip*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# give me three years
and I should be on 20k.

Hopefully.

If my plan comes to pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# where do you work?
i get the exact same amount for the same hours, in a call centre
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Er... in a call centre.
If you work in Tring I'm going to wander round the office looking for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# nope
essex
edit: do you spend your lunchtimes in the natural history museum?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# No, but I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# it doesn't pay very much
and my colleagues are all cunts :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# In that case, keep your job.
I'll just keep letting my *real* work pile up and pretending that I haven't seen it.

Just had a look at your website too - there's some funny stuff on there. And I got your whale-sized t-shirt emailed to me, didn't realise it was yours. =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I have a real t-shirt that is
XXXXXXXXXXL.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# i went viral?
8D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)