Hmmm Eggs
God its took me so long to come up with an entry for this comp, how lame is that!!!!
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God its took me so long to come up with an entry for this comp, how lame is that!!!!
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( , Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
A) they haven't
B) either that's a repost or it's bizarrely identical to someone elses
C) I love you
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:52,
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C) I love you
Honest its no repost
If I ve stole someones idea it wasn't intentional. Maybe I sub-consiously copied someone because its took me day to think of something. Sooo Lame.
PS love you too
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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PS love you too
They have thsi one opening, just like reptiles
the cloaca, which comes from the Latin for "sewer".
and it disturbs me that I know this
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 4:36,
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and it disturbs me that I know this
When Roy Jenkins died last week...
his last words were "I would like two eggs, lightly poached".
How cool is that?
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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How cool is that?
No no,
he was a practising Buddhist. He said "I would like to be two eggs, lightly poached".
Let's hope he got the reincarnation he wanted.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:59,
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Let's hope he got the reincarnation he wanted.
and
he had an affair with Shirley Macleane according to Popbitch
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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I think you're getting confused...
he said "lightly poached", not "lightly fertilised".
"Boing!", said Zebedee, "time for bed!"
G'night folks :-)
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:05,
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"Boing!", said Zebedee, "time for bed!"
G'night folks :-)
YOU FUCKER!
i'm trying to clean my teeth here! i can't clean my teeth and laugh at the same time.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:16,
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