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# Gosh. Popbitch, eh?
It must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# on his deathbed?
Jesus! was that before or after the eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I think you're getting confused...
he said "lightly poached", not "lightly fertilised".

"Boing!", said Zebedee, "time for bed!"

G'night folks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# YOU FUCKER!
i'm trying to clean my teeth here! i can't clean my teeth and laugh at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# dentists advise you take your socks/slippers etc off before you clean your teeth
and even better, do it outside because then you can just stand there and let your shivering arm/hand do a much better job than regular brushing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# With a USB
toothbrush?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Step
away from the computer
no one will be harmed
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)