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[challenge entry] Kind of a comp entry.........
although it's more of a topical one for the London based b3tans,


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(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:07, archived)
# i was gonna do summat to do with Lynx
I was also thinking of using Axe (The other version of it)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:08, archived)
# But woo to that one
I was thinking, because we have furtives, does that mean we can nick ideas off the people without and then claim it as our idea. Because afterall, we are paying for them to use this site.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Bollocks.
I've no furtive! I just buy it do I? In January when nobody has any money? Should do this in the run up to Christmas when I think I'm rich.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I'm not cheap...
I'm just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That's a good idea
Can I nick it?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)
# You have a furtive
So I guess you can
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)
# cue
"yeah but you haven't even paid, tight-arse" threads
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)
# And cue
"Well, I paid twice, so nurrrr!" threads
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Shut it
...So THERE!!!...

I couldn't think of anything else to put
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Depending on which furtive you're using at the time
depends on if you can steal the idea. I have solved the problem this way

OLD SCHOOL RULES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Fact is......
..I'm a recent b3tan but I'll be paying my dues. I'll sub next pay day whether I get the bear or not.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)
# And by the way.....
I think you may have given me my first woo.
My thanks.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Couldn't resist.
was making me itch after the police announced to all terrorists that it was more effective in spray form.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)
# And speculated on the news
about the best places to release it
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:18, archived)
# K3rry sounds like a Londoner.
I'd rather the press kept quiet these days. Its all very well telling us how easy it is to get the weapons but advice on how to effectively use them is a little too generous. Can't wait to get on the tube tomorrow.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)
# K3rrys about as far away from London
as one can get
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:39, archived)
# You say that like
there's something wrong with England!!!

Blair, High taxes, Shit weather, Bad food, imagrants (That doesn't look like it's spelt right, I should really learn how to spell), talk of terrorist attacks...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Then may I say...
that I was mistaken and bid you goodnight.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:51, archived)
# and
the mail giving away just about the recipe for the stuff, kerching nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Oh.. and yes...
You may nick the idea. Although a small woo or yay wouldn't go amiss, I'm sure.
(Littlerobot, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)